Merry Christmas and all that other crap.

The elf secret service did a very good job of guarding our gifts. Such a good job in fact I can't find them. Little bastards.

Mental note, must go over with them what is allowable under the tree and what isn't. Colin Farrell wearing nothing but a strategically placed red ribbon, allowable. Fruit cake from my great-aunt, not allowable.

Anyway, hope everyone has a very wonderful day today and that Santa was good to you no matter how naughty you were this year.