Bring out the placards we're going to have a protest

My high school friends and I have been sending a flurry of emails over the latest controversy to hit our town. More specifically, the high school we graduated from. Most of us were involved in Drama Club (what, me a drama queen?) so the fact that this year's play is being picketed by a bunch of hyper-conservative bigots is just appalling.

Ah the joy of living in Pennsyltucky.