Signs you live in redneck wanabe Pennsyltucky
As I was driving to indoor practice last night, I was watching the beautiful sunset, thinking how nice the area is with the red, yellow and orange leaves...
Then I turned a corner and was confronted by the sight of a dead deer (the season started Monday here), hanging in a tree, in the front yard of a house, with a spotlight on the thing and other people milling about admiring the damn thing.
I nearly wrecked my car.
Then I shook my head as I drove on and said under my breath "I've GOT to get out of this state."
Too bad nobody was in the car to hear me.