Signs you live in redneck wanabe Pennsyltucky

As I was driving to indoor practice last night, I was watching the beautiful sunset, thinking how nice the area is with the red, yellow and orange leaves...

Then I turned a corner and was confronted by the sight of a dead deer (the season started Monday here), hanging in a tree, in the front yard of a house, with a spotlight on the thing and other people milling about admiring the damn thing.

I nearly wrecked my car.

Then I shook my head as I drove on and said under my breath "I've GOT to get out of this state."

Too bad nobody was in the car to hear me.