Real quick, while everyone else is out to lunch and I'm stuck here. Just something that ran through my head today as I was eating an Oreo (the world's best cookie). Do people eat Oreo's the way they make love or have sex? Think about the way you eat an Oreo. For instance, I'm a licker. I like to take my time and lick around the cream, enjoy the cookie slowly, also the way I like my lovin'. Others just dive right in and eat the whole thing in one shot. The question is, which kind are you? And more importantly, can a licker get satisfaction from a diver and vice versa? Hmmmm...

Just one more example of the weirdness that inhabits my brain. Heaven help you all when I become the first female vice-president.