We're some sick individuals

Me yesterday to Coworker while preparing a picture for an obituary: "Why do I suddenly want to break into a rousing rendition of How do you solve a problem like Maria?"

Coworker, after glancing over at the picture of a recently departed Nun: "I'm not sure, but I really have the urge to go put on a plaid skirt and hide all of the rulers within a 200 foot radius."