Because the new commercials aren't enough

As I'm getting ready to head off to a Super Bowl party to eat food I shouldn't, drink beer and pretend to pay attention to a football game I couldn't really give a flying fig about, I will leave you with these two Super Bowl related items.

10 sexiest quarterbacks - I'll agree with 1, 2, 5, 8 & 10. Especially 10...growl. Oh and 5, like you'd say no to those dimples?

Why the Super Bowl sucks - Jay Mohr hits the nail on the head. I'm only watching for the commercials, glimpses of Tom Brady's butt in tight pants and in the small hope that the underdog will actually win.