Moving on to my turf
"Did I tell you I have an interview today?"
Little sis, having called during her lunch, was speaking very low.
"Blah, blah, blah...funeral home"
"Where? I can't freaking hear you!"
"I said Big Name Local Funeral Home! Jeez, you're getting as deaf as Dad. They kept my resume from when I applied about a year and a half ago. Guess they're looking for another office manager again."
"Oh, well, that's great. What time?"
"After work. Do you talk to them on a daily basis?"
"Yeah, in fact, you do realize that if you get this job, I'll get to yell at you as much as I want when you eff up...I think I might like you taking this job."