BLOODY FREAKING SON OF A WHORE BASTARD YANKEES!

I hate the Yankees with every fiber of my being right now. May they lose in 4 games to the Marlins. May they all get sinus infections and not be able to breathe properly for 10 days. May they lose by 20 runs in the first game of the World Series.

I hate the Yankees and I can tell you this is one baseball fan who will not be watching the World Series.

AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!

O.k., I'm going home. I need to sleep and dream of the Yankees losing.