Bah freaking hum bug.

My lack of sleep is causing me to lose any miniscule bit of the holiday spirit I may have had. That and the unbelieveable boredom that is my day so far. Guh. So help me if I hear Mariah Carey, Hall & Oates or Elmo with Rosie O'Donnel one more time, I think I'm going to snap. And it won't be pretty. The candy cane of wrath will be brought down swiftly and decisively.

God I need some holiday spirit. This season, as you can tell, I'm just not into it. Sigh. Maybe I'll stop by Blockbuster on the way home and rent Christmas Vacation.

"Clark, that there's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through."