Around the watercooler
Co-Worker in a different Dept. : "Hey AG, are you going to the annual New Year's Eve party we've both been attending for the last couple of years?"
AG: "Uh, well, no not this year."
Co-Worker in a different Dept. : "Awww, really? Why not?"
AG: "To be honest, I just can't handle another New Year's Party single...especially when everyone there is attached."
Co-Worker in a different Dept. : "But I'm not...oh, but I have a boyfriend. And then there's...yeah, she has a boyfriend too now. But I thought...um, that's right she just started seeing that guy..."
AG: "Exactly. I'm doing a girls night with some of my single friends. We're dressing up, hitting the town and giving 2007 a liquid welcome."